Friday, May 21, 2010

THERE'S NO WHITE WINE??!!!!

Okay, this happened on wednesday, and I should have ranted about it then, but screw you, get off my back, geez. Anyway.

I changed to channel 10, and master chef was on. And this show realli epitomises my hatred of "reality TV". Now, aside from the fact that all it really does is show you wonderful and probably delicious [it often looks so] food that most humans will never get to have, sometimes you have to come in at the last minute see how retarded it realy is.

I personally came in at a choice moment; some guy was taste testing some french sounding food for its ingredients, he said white wine. After a few seconds, the presenter that isn't retarded [I call him the Anti-Crevat] said "I can now say that there is definitely no white wine in the [foods name]."

Firslty, I can now say that? Now?? Was there someone who indicated that he could only respond a few seconds later?? He was looking off to the side during the wait, so he could have been waiting for a physical cue.

But the real thing was the reaction. I don't watch this show and don't know how it works, maybe one wrong answer in this scenario spelled doom, I dunno, but no joke, everyone either started crying, or did that manly equivalent where they nod their head. It was seriously like "Theres no white wine??!!! OH THE HUMANITY!!!!"

What a load of crap.

1 comment:

  1. while this is hilarious, there's an actual reason for their despair.
    it was a knockout round. and they had to guess the 24 ingredients in the bouillabaisse [a french stew] its like, totally complicated and if they guessed a wrong ingredient they'd be eliminated. and they got so far in, too ! so when he guessed it wrong, of course he'd be gutted.
    hopefully this clears it up for you.
    still, i do despise how overdramatised it is.

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