Friday, May 21, 2010

Come Back, Colbert

Every weekday on ABC2 at 7:33 I watch perhaps [absolutely] the best talk show on the planet. The Colbert Report. Most of you probably don't know it, but it rapes Rove to death on the awesome meter, and every other meter. [Except for the suck-o-meter, first developed by Nikola Tesla.]

Some of you might not like it because its very, very American [that's a part of its whole image] and I can respect that, but Stephen Colbert IS hilarious, and anyone who says other wise will feel my wrath. Basically, watch it some time and see if you like it.

But not at the moment, because he's on holiday. And stupid mother fucking ABC2 is clearly a cheap son of a branch davidian, becuase instead of putting on something else in that slot for the two weeks or so that he out, they're playing reruns.

Now, this crap is okay for normal TV shows, but in no way does it work for a talk show. Firstly, the reruns that they are using are from very, very recently. As in last week. They don't even bother to choose one which we could pretend to be a reall new one as well, because on the one aired tonight, Stephen Colbert wished me happy earth day.

IT'S NOT EARTH DAY.

For Chtulu's sake people, get off your asses.

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