You know all of those weird, stupid gags you see in mostly old TV shows and movies?? You know the ones I'm talking about; where all sorts of corny bull shit happens that would never happen in real life because no one and nothing is that retarded?? The most prolific of which being then someone comes out of the toilet with toilet paper stuck to their shoe??
Well that happened today.
Yes, as a friend of mine came out of the toilet with a few of us waiting for her [coz she takes ages], she came out of the toilet with toilet paper stuck to her shoe. I won't embarass her by telling you who. ... ... ... Nah just kidding, it was Shannon. But it leaves me wondering; How the fuck did toilet paper get stuck to her shoe??
I mean, for that to happen, there had to be toilet paper on the ground [or at least I should hope so]. Now that alone isn't that horrible for public restrooms, in fact its almost an industry standard. But for her to step on it and not realise it, there had to be a good deal of it on the floor [or maybe I'm just being a bit too kind in my estimation of her intelligence, take your pick]. And in order for it to stick the way it did [and boy did it stick] it would have had to be wet.
A public toilet; floor covered in damp toilet paper. Gross.
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hahaha that was funny attack of the killer toilet paper :P
ReplyDeleteNOT MY FAULT!!!!! it was TINY i didn't see it.
ReplyDeletePfft stupid flinders toliets