Are any of you 24 fans?? Well I'm not. Not because it's a bad show or anything, in fact writing wise they pull off some pretty kool stuff from time to time. [It also has some pretty stupid shit on it at times, just like any show.] Just not really the type of TV that I watch.
But today I got told by a fan that "Jack Baur makes Chuck Norris cry", and since Chuck, in his infinite wisdom, chose not to smite down the blasphemer, I fell I must do so. I'd like to think that he did not because he wished to allow me the opportunity to do so, but I would never presume to comprehend such an omnipotent being or to be noticeable to Him. [Because he'd kill me if I did.]
Now, to denounce the pretender. Jack Baur fights terrorists. Chuck Norris is where the idea of terror originally came from. Jack Baur works hard to get the job done. Chuck Norris thinks about accomplishing a goal, and it accomplishes itself. jack Baur uses a gun. Chuck Norris needs no gun. Ad infinitum.
In sumation, yes Jack Baur has his moments. Chuck Norris owns those moments, and all others.
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cant belive u actual wrote it!!! im offended jack baure would beat the crap out of chuck!!!
ReplyDeleteWay to have correct spelling and grammar, hippy :P.
ReplyDeleteAlso, no way.
:P shut up
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