Jesus H. Tap-Dancing Christ

Do you ever get those moments where something that you saw or heard waaayyyy back in the past just pop up in your head for no clear reason?? Well I had that about thirty minutes ago with a single line from a certain movie which shall remain unnamed.

Jesus H. Tap-dancing Christ.

Now just in case you don't understand, that is an expletive [a swear]. Normally it's just Jesus H. Christ, but in this instance the tap-dancing was added [if you've seen the movie you'll get it]. This got me thinking along an odd train of thought.

I mean, what if Jesus did tap-dance?? At first you might think that one of the most retarded questions ever put to you, but actually consider it. If Jesus used his Prophet Powers to tap-dance before it was ever invented, that's pretty freaking awesome. And it wouldn't have been him inventing it earlier, because someone else invented in the future, Jesus just looked forawrd and did it. It would mean that he did something which had not been invented yet. No one can reasonably deny how fucking kool that is, even if it is tap-dancing.

And it wouldn't even have been that stupid a thing for him to have done either. How would the sweaty, poor and oppressed people that Jesus preached to have reacted to him tap-dancing?? Their minds would have been fucking blown away, that's how.