My Book's Bigger Than Your Book

You know what?? None of you fuckers read enough god damned books. There, I said it. I read every fucking day. Rarely more often than I watch TV or dvds obviously, but it can and does happen. Books are fucking good to read.

I have over a thousand dollars worth of the printed word in my bedroom alone. We should all read more god damned books. I don't really even think I read as much as I should, but come on, lets cut us all a little slack. I just think you should all read a bit more. I mean, surely you could manage at least ONE book a month?? Couldn't you??

And there's so many benefits. I don't care what anyone says, they make you smarter. Basically everyone who knows me well gets that I'm smart. And I attribute 35% of all of that to my life long reading habits. They are also fun. Some things actually can only be funny when they're in text [like much of CRACKED.COM], and there are a lot of funny as books out there.

But why would you listen to me?? Because I'll force you to. From now on, I'm starting my own damn book club. And not some crappy Oprah one. One with good books. At least once a week I'll set one on you, and I won't put it on a set day. YOU WILL NEVER KNOW WHEN IT MAY STRIKE. That way, those of you who like books will read every day to try and catch it, and those who don't will still read everyday because they won't know how to avoid it.

And if you are already a devoted book nerd and want to suggest one to me, you go right on ahead. Email the title and author to me at infinitecontainer@gmail.com with the subject "book club" [with out the freking quotations people] and I've alrady set it up to go to its own little folder for me to constantly check.

Prepare to be literaturised, bitches.