Thursday, May 13, 2010

One Reason [Of Many] That Kristy Beck Disgusts Me

I can forgive many flaws, and considering all of the people who I count as my friends, that is very easy to see. I have friends who are racist, misogenistic, ethnic, female, buddhist, bogan, dero, hippy and even scottish, so you can see that I don't judge too much.

But I have to draw the line. And this... freak... named Kristy Beck has crossed it. I have known her to have a number of flaws before, none of which I really minded, despite my insults to the contrary. But today I learned something about her which goes beyond the norm, beyond the acceptable.

She's never read Harry Potter. Never. Read. Harry. Fucking. Potter. Not one of them. Just the movie. I nearly had a stroke when she told me. Again, she HAS NEVER READ A HARRY POTTER BOOK. None. She even only owns the first one.

Not only that, but she thought that Harry should have ended up with Hermione. What person with any decency or knowledge whatsoever would think this piece of crap?? Take the hint. I managed to rationally argue her down from this point, thank god, and she assures me that she plans on reading them soon.

All can say is that you'd better Kristy. Non-believers don't deserve life.

2 comments:

  1. Yes, yes women, buddists, hippies, ethnics and scotts can be lumped in the same category of trash as misogynists, bogans, derros and racists. Good job.

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  2. Harry Potter... who or what is that? Lol, you think that this pisses you. A few years ago, an incident occured when I was in the middle of reading The Half Blood Prince. Now I'm not one of those silly ppl that waits in line for five hours on a cold morning in front of a book store to buy a book as soon as it is on shelves; so I take my time. A large majority of ppl had already read the book and knew all the important parts. Anyway, I was talking with a certain someone (names will not be mentioned due to confidentiality reasons). We got talking about The Half Blood Prince, and then the person (in a display of irony), told me how much he/she disliked those people that tell others spoilers about films and books. He/she then proceeded to tell me about this one person in a forum (if you haven't read The Half Blood Prince, then please leave now). (lol, I'm putting this up here so no one will ever feel as shocked, annoyed and devistaed as I felt, however, you are really stupid if you haven't read all the books by now and you should go to the most feral, dark, unpleasent existance on earth and dig yourself a hole in which you slowly bury yourself alive) SPOILER ALERT: 'Snape kills Dumbledore'. This is the part where I simultaniously felt like I was having a heart attack, and also wanted to painfully and slowly kill the person that had just given me that information. If anyone does something similar in the future, you had better hope that the first part of the last sentence occurs, because otherwise I have three words from Achmed the dead terrorist 'I kill you'.

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