J. May Needs To Stick To Music

I am definitely going to make an enemy or two from this post but I have to do it.

Now, I like John Mayer's music, what I've heard of it anyway, but the guy has some serious flaws. The whole letting racist things fall out of his mouth like carbon dioxide thing aside, what a fucking douche bag.

Since blogger is kind of gay [yes, I was warned, rub my nose in it at your own peril] it won't let me paste the link and it's way too long for me to type it out, but on CRACKED.COM at some point recently, a columnist ripped on him for a while for something about not reblogging, I dunno. But a central theme of the whole thing was JM trying way, way too hard to be hell deep and shit. One in particular flared my rage-nostrils:

"There's a level of travel that you can achieve wherein you almost cease to exist as you have been known to yourself. I don't mean it as in a feeling of meaningless, or emptiness, but a sort of new kind of existence takes place. You become just particles in motion, closer in frequency to a ghost or something."

Now, to be honest, I'm not sure where to start with ripping on JM for this [or if I could ever stop for that matter], but I'll just have at it and see where it goes.

Firstly, what sort of retard are you? You are always just particles in motion, it's how you fucking move. Also, a ghost? A ghost? Ghosts' don't have particles, their fucking ghosts you retarded donkey shit.

Next, "a feeling of meaningless"? Yeah, you're so fucking deep that you can't tell the difference between meaningless and meaninglessness. Ill help. Meaninglessness is a concious thing's state of feeling to have no meaning, meaningless is something having a permanent property of having no meaning, and both of them apply to you.

Lastly [because this rage cannot be good for my heart] the whole premise of this thing makes about as much sense as fake moustaches for monkeys. [Actually, that sounds kind of awesome, sctratch that.] What the hell does travel have to do with changing you?? Plenty of people travel and it has about as much of an effect on them as Kevin Rudd having high blood pressure. [None.] Journey's are the things that change people, travel is literally just moving the fuck around.