One morning, many months ago, when I was just a little year 12, I had gotten to school early, and only one of my friends had also arrived. I'll keep her anonymous [let's call her Kenny]. We were sitting there, and I farted [something that I'm really not prone to]. I was willing to let the whole thing slide into distant memory, but what did Ken-I mean what did Anon. do?? Pissed herself laughing. I did not find it humourus. [Did I spell that right??]
She [Kenny] mentioned this again a week or two ago, asking me "remember how funny that was??" Well I do, and it was not. I just did not find any part of the situation humourus. And I do not get why you did, or why anyone would. I'm not one of those stupid people who is absolutely disgusted by them [you're breathing them in all the time, who cares??] but I just don't get why they're funny.
Is it because they're noisy?? That can't be it, coz apparently me yelling is only funny when my words are discernable. Coz it's a squilchy sort of noise?? Becuase it's made of gas escaping from the body?? Neither of them can be it, because apparently burping isn't awesome [which it totally is by the way].
So...Why?? I just don't get it. Wh-why?? Just...Why??
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As I was always told when I asked 'why' as a young child, 'y is a crooked letter and z's no better'. Sometimes you just have to go with it and don't ask why. The person involved most likely thought it was a funny situation because he/she wanted to make light of a normally awkward situation.
ReplyDeleteI guess that I get what you're saying on both counts, but for the second one; no, she legitimately thinks they're hilarious.
ReplyDeletehahaha "Kenny" totally anonymous :D
ReplyDeleteEntirely so. Only quality shit here.
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