Friday, April 2, 2010

I'm Not Into That

Anyone who is reading this has probably read my previous blog confessing that I think about sex around 40% of the time. But I'd like to elaborate on this a little. In there, I include all of the many, many times when someone says something perfectly innocuous and I turn it hilariously sexual [and we all do that], the times when I judge other peoples attractiveness, and so on. The 40% isn't just me thinking of having sex for that whole time. I probably should have clarified that before, but oh well.

Also, even with such a [supposedly] high level level of sex related thoughts, in no way does that mean I want to have sex all of that time. Don't get me wrong, yay sex, but my life is far from centered around it. Were I in a steady relationship with someone hot who [for some reason] I was able to have sex with whenever I wanted, no matter what [without them pushing for it either], I really wouldn't do it that often. I just, like other things.

And on the topic of steady relationships, I prefer them. With the info from the previous paragraph, you can probably infer that a one-night-stand style situation is something I'm just not into. I get why people would like them, I get the attraction, but they're just not for me. I'm a relationship kind of guy.

No idea why I'm telling you all this. It's probably awkward. I'm going to stop now.

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