You see that amount of money up there in the title?? That happens to be the amount of money I've made off of this blog. I know right? Rolling in the dough.
Seriously, the way it sounded on the google adsense thing, it sounded like I'd actually make money. Sure I'd still have to eventually get off my ass and get a job [being awesome], but still, I though it would procure something. And no, two cents does NOT count as something. It is in fact two cents away from being less than nothing. How does that make sense? Because I'm awesome, that's how, fuckers.
Okay I don't know what that little outburst was. Maybe me feeling underappreciated or something. I legitimately don't know. Some psychology student I am.
But there's good news! You can actually make me more money! How? By checking this blog regularly, and just letting your screen load those annoying advertisements. And if you see something you're actually interested in, go ahead and click it, that's even better for me [who desires money]. [Unless it's a dating ad. If you click on one of them I don't love you anymore. because you're not a person.]
Enough of a rant for you? Well TOO BAD.
"Cold is god's way of telling us to burn more catholics." Just let those last three words sink in.
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Awww, poor Dr. Facepalm, don't let money get you down. It doesn't make you happy anyway. We all know your awesome though, we just aren't prepared to let advertising companies scam us for all of our money. Hope you had a good holiday.
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