I want to have children some day. Not for a good while, certainly, but that is definately one of my goals in life. As I have said before, I have many complex beliefs about rasing children. This is about none of those.
I hate shitty names. There are many shitty names, and many of them fall into categories. Here are four of them;
- Named after a Flower. Seriously, what decent, respectful person names their child after a shitty flower?? Rose, Lily, etc. are all terrible, terrible names.
- Named after a Day/Month. Probably committed by the same parent/retard who would commit the above. Can you not imagine how stupid and pointless and potentially confusing this could be?? eg. "My name is August and I was born in July."
- Named after a City. The only instance I know of this is Paris. It no longer means beautiful. Today, it means spoilt, slutty whore. And for boys it means "Beat the shit out of me right now." Who would do this to their child??
- Named after a Country. Again, thankfully rare; in fact I've only heard of it once. I know a guy named Israel. Nice guy, but a fucking horrible name. It's a country, NOT A PERSON.
"But what's wrong with giving my child one of these names??" A retarded parent may ask this. Firstly, whatever you may think about innocence, children are cruel, heartless little bastards. They will torture your child for having a crap name. And adults are no better. Your child will suffer for their whole life.
Also, why give them a sucky name when you could give them one that's, you know, not sucky?? My children's names?? Well I don't have any, but I am rather fond of Conner and Chloe. I do have a plan for my first son though; Tadakatsu [as in Tadakatsu Honda].
hahahaha Perky, Connor*
ReplyDeleteNaming your child conner would be just as bad as naming it Paris. You'd have to teach him to be sneaky just so that he could live up to his name..
What Connor are you thinking of?? Coz I'm thinking of Angel's son.
ReplyDeleteYeah and chloe, so instead of being named after something stupid your going to give your child a generic name that two other ppl in their class will most likely have. lol. You should do a post on the crapy names ppl give their pets, I know a cat that was called HG, I mean what kind of name is that.
ReplyDelete... jasmine ?
ReplyDeleteha.
i like these categories better than generic names.
and its kind of hypocritical to then go and say that your son is going to have the same name as a car, isn't it ?
so your saying that no one is allowed to be different because they might get picked on ? i don't think this works, dude.
HE WILL NOT BE NAMED AFTER A CAR!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteTadkatsu Honda was [arguably] the greatest samurai who ever lived! He will be named for a great warrior.
No, I would never tease kid with the name Tadakatsu.
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