Acoording to multiverse theory, there is an infinite number of universes, and everything that could possibly happen has happened, is happening, and will happen.
Since it is physically possible for it to happen, that means that right now, and for every point in time in eternity, we are having crazy naked sex. And every type of sex imaginable. I'm talking devices.
That was your punishment for me practically never getting comments.
But with that unpleasantness [which you know you love] over and done with [not really; remember eternity] I can get on with my point, which is comment more. Seriously. Even if it's just like "hey, I liked this one heaps" or something. Or if theres a situation that you can relate to or have experienced or anything at all.
Come on people, this is the internet, it's not meant to be a one-way medium. Help foster the beautiful potential of the internet.
Or else alternate-universe-me will take it to the next level.
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"hey, I liked this one heaps"
ReplyDeleteNawww, is Perky feeling loneley? Guess we should start leaving some comments then. I tried to the other night, but it took so long that I accidentally deleted it, and was really pissed because it was a masterpiece. As for the multiverse thing, all I can think of, is that right now I'm at your house with a banana that shoots balls of acid and just as I'm about to kill you, a giant egg falls on me and crushes me to death, and because it's a different universe, i'm made up custard and I look like a casturd tart gone wrong. I half considered posting as anonymouse again so that you don't think that I'm bat shit insane, but then I thought, I'm at friggen uni at 10:47 at night studying, I deserve to be a bit crazy.
ReplyDelete....I would call you crazy [because you are], but I'm not actually sure who you are.
ReplyDeleteAlso it's not you deserve to be a bit crazy, it's you deserve to be CALLED a bit crazy. Because you are.
I'd comment more if this was VIDEO and didn't hurt my eyes and mind to put myself through (on the rare occasions I actually DO put myself through it) ...
ReplyDeleteDamn it, I just commented.