I Fucking Hate Radio Hosts

I like listening to the radio. It lets me hear songs that I otherwise might not have, leading me to not know popular songs at a party and being osctricised by my friends [only about three of which possess souls]. I also like the radio for the fact that I don't have to choose what comes next, which on a standard bus ride takes up about 15% of the full time I could spend listening to music.

There is however one thing I detest about listening to the radio. No, it isn't the commercials, though they certainly don't help anything. What I hate is the god damned radio presenters eating up song time. And I don't mean the little 'shows' they do like gotcha' calls and talking about stuff, that's usually funny. When the presenters talk into the opening of a song or start talking before it properly finishes is what makes me furious.

I mean really, you can't make it start about THREE FUCKING SECONDS LATER?? Or wait about HALF A GOD DAMNED SECOND for the song to finish?? And it's not like they have anything interesting to say. Whenever they do either of these, it's so they can tell you that you are listening to 107-1, SAFM. [Assuming that is the station you are listening to.] No way!! Really??!! WELL OF COURSE I AM, I TUNED THE RADIO TO THAT STATION YOU RETARD!!!!

God I hope they die. [Except Hamish & Andy, I like them.]